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There are many good questions that can be asked about Apple. We're not going to look at any of those today, though.Forbes contributor Lois Geller asks, "Why Doesn't Apple Have A Real Loyalty Program?" (No link but tip o' the antlers to @JonyIveParody.)
Yeah, like a punch card! Buy ten Macs and get the eleventh Mac free. (Mac must be of equal or lesser value. One per customer. Void where prohibited by law.)
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